"Everyone has a hobby, right? You're mine."

Annie doesn't know this yet but, since it's her turn, I have decided to blog for her today. This is officially my first ever blog post. And it makes me want to cry. That may have something to do with the fact that I have been watching Hallmark Christmas movies for the past week (which, btw, are wonderful; very mk&a-ish). Or it may have to do with the fact that I have finally overcome my fears of inadequacy to recognize that I will never be among the caste of "Erudites" and our vast readership may never have to use a dictionary to understand my wall posts. As the famous Canadian professor Avril Lavignestein once said, and I quote: "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?". Her eloquent thoughts mirror mine exactly. After decades of hiding behind the moonshadows of Martha Keats Fetzer, Annie Dostoevstevens and E. Forster Rhoundeau, yours truly, Kat WintourMeyerLovelace Stevens is here. And since I'm here, I'd like to suggest some topics to write about: recent time abroad in China, Italy, France, Provo, etc., the holidays, red signs hanging in windows or going out to sizzler. Can't wait!